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finnickerr:

Come on has anyone ever actually used the word benign validly in a sentence

I am eight but I will soon benign

  • teacher: you will be assorted into groups
  • me: oh ok
  • and then i work with the other kid who doesn't talk much and we get to know each other and find out we have similar interests and vow to talk more and then we start texting each other and it becomes the highlight of our days and every friday we go to see that genre of movie we both love and then one day after said movie we get caught in the rain and we can't catch a taxi so we end up having to run to a bus stop but it's raining really hard so they take a newspaper from the side of the street and drape it over our heads and it's shitty and not even working but we're laughing so hard we don't even care and when we finally get to the bus stop we are panting and laughing and wet and then they turn to me and smile and i smile and they take me by the cheeks and murmur some inside joke and we laugh and then we kiss and then eighty years later we're happily married with 2.8 children and all our dreams came true but oh fuck we forgot to hand in our group Science project didn't we.

(Source: mrsgrumpygills)

"NOT ALL ____S ARE ____IST."
  • Oppressed groups: Please stop saying "But not all _____s are _____ist!" It's pointless, annoying, and derails important conversations on topics of oppression. We're not stupid, we know you're not all ____ists, and we're ready to move on to more important topics now.
  • Privileged person: BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR! NOT ALL _____S ARE ______IST! WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO HURT ME SO BY TELLING ME THAT? DON'T YOU KNOW I BLEED RED TOO? I JUST WANTED TO BE YOUR FRIEND AND NOW YOU'VE GONE AND HURT ALL MY FEELINGS.
  • Oppressed groups: ...
  • Privileged person: YOU'RE MEAN, AND I'M NOT A ____IST.
  • Oppressed groups: ...
  • Privileged person: SERIOUSLY THOUGH.
  • Oppressed groups: Fuck off. Seriously... just leave.
Rabble: 2012 Slutstravaganza Giveaway

annafromcraigslist:

Hey there. I’m pretty sure most people who follow my blog are huge sluts like me. Having your legs open all the time can be expensive, though.

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